“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS
SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA
HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS
well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-
SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER
CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
DEAN & CHANDLER HAVE ALREADY COME UP WITH A LIST OF SMARTASS REMARKS TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID
OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS JUST EVERYTHING OMFG THIS IS BEYOND PERFECTION I JUST SDKJFNSJDF
Dean’s got demons to kill and no time for anybody’s patronizing bullshit, especially not from Cas, so it’s not hard to get in the Impala and drive away. But later that night, glancing at his phone before bed, he finds he does have one more thing to say.
He opens up his texts and types
can’t believe u watched star wars without me u asshole
and then switches his phone off, rolls over, and scowls until he falls asleep.